Welcome to the new incentives carelessly thought out by the Dumb State of Queensland.

These newly placed incentives are designed to keep the mindless disadvantaged groups of many Queenslanders at democratic and financial instability whilst the corporate sector flourishes with our unknown taxes, ludicrous assistance packages and unpredictable electricity supply whilst making a vague sense of moving onward into the 21 st Century.

Our new socio-deprived community will be soon be eradicated by our new legislation to be subjected on all levels within the means to the citizens within the community.

New programs within the passing of such legislation shall further enforce the heartless cruel and unethical nature that the Queensland Government has been acknowledged for in the past and shall amend to resume into the exceptional future.

Such programs underway are categorized below with a brief outline and description of the policy's that are assessed as mandatory in relation to participation within the socio-economically disadvantaged community residing, particularly within the mainframe of the south east Queensland.

The participation and implementation within the new guidelines is cordially accepted within the bounds as there is no grievance committee to comprehend any issues.

Peter Beattie, Queensland Premier.   

Incompetent- Rob Schwarten MP
Minister for Public Waste, Homelessness and Gambling.

As the incompetent minister for various things that understandable is far too fragile to comprehend and allocate attention to with my exceptionally naiveness , I am assertively anxious and euphoric about the new legislation that relinquishes my department of any liability along with other various and numerous departments that strive to work despite the confidentiality of the legislation.

Below are a few amendments to various programs and incentives to make life just a bit more exceptional for the socio-economic dysfunctional sector within our community.

BOND LOAN SCHEME

Our new 60% threshold in relation to rent verses income should make our less unfortunate citizens exist like the monarchy within our means. On an average dysfunctional non-procreating non-attached adult, an extremely modest figure of not requiring no more than $137.19 p.w . for rent shall be adequate to cope with the influx of residential adequateness from the private sector within the housing boom, whilst the department assumes costs in living shall downsize rather than emphasize to any greater level till one contemplates litigation as that would be incomprehensible regarding the sector of social-dysfunctional Queenslanders the department assumes to assist.

GOVERNMENT ASSISTED HOUSING

The new policies in relation to waiting lists have new areas and opportunities for residence are being opened up at various cemeteries and crematoriums as final legislation prepares for afterlife policy. Whilst citizens await correspondence in relation to assistance due to extreme diplomatic paper trails or budget constraints. Applicants can naturally upgrade to the level where urgent requirements from a mortician that urgently requires the departmental assistance for their clientele.

As of Early 2005, the wait period currently stands at 7-10 years and growing exceptionally with each quarter. Young applicants are urged to apply before their working life commences as the application may be processed and approved by the period of retirement occurs or if, beforehand if the applicant is upgrading to a new level of urgency.

Then an urgent application from a mortician shall be considerably dealt with as an act of urgency before other departments' voice grievances in relation to the applicant.

Robert Schwarten, Minister for Incompetence.

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