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What
did the cat call it when all the dogs left town?
Good
mews! |
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Why
don't cats complain when other cats make noise all night?
Because
it's meow-sic to their ears! |
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When
is the best time for our cat friends to leave a place?
Anytime
it's gone to the dogs! |
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Why
did the policeman arrest the young cat?
Because
of kitty litter! |