An
Augustine Event
SEACHANGE NEWS - 05 May 2001
Reported by Brando Pereiro in Kuala Lumpur.
A
Pro-Establishment Judge Decorated in a Bizarre Event that Blurred the Line
Between Accolade and Mockery
It was to be a gala occasion, a grand event attended by dignitaries and
luminaries of the legal fraternity. High Court judge Augustine Paul was to be
feted and awarded the prestigious "Prime Minister Award for Judicial
Excellence". In addition to this distinction, he will be the first
recipient of the newly created "Judge Obedienco de Puppeto "
award for outstanding service to the government. And as if this is not enough,
the Royal Malaysian Police will be presenting him with an impressive sounding "Medal
Gullibo in Stupido" for the unusual tolerance he has shown towards the
police force. Not to be outdone, the Attorney-General Office hastily cobbled
together an award it called "Justice Prejudis La Extraordinaire"
in recognition of Paul's unwavering loyalty to the cause of the prosecution.
The guest of honour was none other than Dr. Mahathir himself. Expecting
a huge crowd, the largest hall in the famous Putra World Trade Centre with a
seating capacity of four thousand was pressed into service. Practically
everybody of any note in the judiciary and law enforcement fraternity including
lawyers, prosecutors, judges, lawmakers and police officers were invited as were
the entire Cabinet. Balloons and tinsel decked the hall giving it a festive
atmosphere. Television crew and journalists stood by to record this august
event.
As the time drew closer to the official opening, something was not quite
right. The huge hall was not filling up as expected. There was Paul's peers
seated in the front row, but disappointingly only Judge
RK Nathan, Sri Gopal Ram, Lamin Yunus, Abdul Wahab
Patail and the newly elevated Mohtar Abdullah had
shown up. Retired Chief Justice Tun Eusoff
Chin was among them, but where was the new Chief Justice Dzaiddin? He could
be so disrespectful to stay away could he? Ariffin Jaka
was sitting by himself, his eyes downcast and sullen looking as if the honour
should have been his. He had only shown up because he was promised a consolation
prize.
The police force was represented by IGP Norian Mai and
ex-IGP Rahim Noor and they seem lonely sitting among the empty seats. As for
government ministers, only Law Minister Rais Yatim, the ever-obedient Ling Liong
Sik and the dogmatically loyal Samy Vellu were holding the fort. The space
reserved for lawyers had one lone attendant, a bewildered looking Rajasegaran
who had gained famed by his lawsuits against the Bar Council sitting
uncomfortably by himself. A few wives were with their husbands but on the whole
the VIP gallery looked sparse and forlorn.
The public seats were looking better. A team of students from the Augustine
Paul School of Puppet Judges filled a sizeable pocket. The Rafidah
Aziz School of Ball Carriers sent a delegation of ten students but their
headmistress was away on a foreign trip. Azizan Abu Bakar was spotted listening
intently to Ummi Hafilda, probably devouring words of advice from the plump
woman whose lavish clothes could not hide her new fat. Among them a group of
drivers of the dignitaries sat impassively.
Mahathir was due anytime soon and the organisers were getting frantic.
They picked up the phone and screamed at whoever was unfortunate enough to be at
the other end of the line. "Where's Umno Youth? Where's MCA Youth? Where's
Wanita Umno? What about Puteri Umno? Get Siti Norhaliza here prompto! Didn't you
pay for school children and factory workers to come? Get ANYBODY here, please!
Even Lim Kit Siang!!…aaiiyohhh…" And the torrent of frenzied yelling
and pleading rose audibly above the muted whispers in the carnivorous hall.
But it was too late. The great doors opened and in swept the prime
minister's entourage, bringing with it the din and commotion of noisy crowd
outside. Was this the crowd which would fill up the hall and save the day? But
they were yelling "reformasi!" and "Mahathir resign". The
doors were hastily closed and bolted.
When the dignitaries were seated the master of ceremony welcomed all
those present and apologized for the poor turnout. He postulated that many
guests were afraid to attend this event due to fear of the reformasi
demonstrators who may be armed with mortars, molokov cocktails and rocket
launchers. At this a titter went through the audience who no doubt found this
amusing. However the speaker put on a brave face and called for the guest of
honour to give his speech.
Dr. Mahathir looking grim faced and tired stared down the vast hall past
the sparse pockets of people to the endless tiers of empty seats beyond. He
began his speech by blaming the opposition parties harshly for the poor turnout.
"The opposition must be threatening and bribing people not to attend this
event", he thundered. Then he went on to praise Augustine Paul for being a
good judge with who should be emulated. "Here is an exemplary
judge…he dispenses justice with the interests of the government in
mind…if at all he has any fault, it is that sometimes his judgements are not
too logical…but this is due to his extraordinary desire to please…someday
all judges will be made this way". As he droned on, the audience clapped
politely at key points with Ling Liong Sik standing at times to show his
enthusiasm.
Then it was time for Augustine Paul to give his speech. The loudspeakers
blared the tune from Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport as he made his way to
the rostrum. When the music faded he thanked Mahathir profusely for his high
praise for "this unworthy pimp". He said, "The judiciary must
have complete and total trust in the wisdom of the Executive. Anybody charged
with anti-government activities MUST be convicted. The Executive has the
unquestionable right to detain people without trial. It is sacrilegious to
question this right…Suhakam should shut-up…Dr. Mahathir is God's gift to the
nation" On and on he his fawning speech went as an embarrassed silence
filled the hall. He concluded by declaring emphatically, "Ask not what you
can do for the public, ask what you can do for the Executive!" As he made
his way back to his seat strains of Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport floated
through the hall again.
The monotony of speeches was broken by some light entertainment in the
form of a puppet show. This featured a puppet wearing a judicial wig and
judicial robes dancing and jerking to his master's tune. Then students from the
Augustine Paul School of Puppet Judges presented a skit depicting highlights
from the Anwar corruption trial to show the fine points of Judge Paul's handling
of this troublesome case. Cries of "irrelevant!" punctuated the air.
The point was driven home again and again of how judge Paul bravely and
single-handedly fought tooth and nail against the avalanche of truth and facts
to bring the trial to the desired conclusion. The entertainment ended with a
solo recital in which the fawning pro-government judgment of Paul during the hearing of the ISA
detainees' writ of habeas corpus was recited like a Shakespearean play.
Then it was time to present the awards. Amid polite clapping and light
cheering, each award was unveiled and presented to a beaming Paul. The PM's
Award for Judicial Excellence featured two bronze kangaroos supporting a gold
painted crown on which the words PM were boldly emblazoned. The award for Judge
Obedienco de Puppeto came with a stick-like figure in judicial robes holding a
gavel which could cleverly bow its head and bend its knees controlled by silver
strings. When a hidden button was pressed, it could even intone the words
"irrelevant" sternly and the gavel would pound on a head which popped
up. The police's Medal Gillibo in Stupido was a large silver medal on which was
inscribed the head of Goofy, the Disney stupid dog. On its reverse side the
words "In Police We Trust. All Reasons Accepted" were engraved. The
Justice Prejudis La Extraordinaire was an object of clever symbolism with Lady
justice holding a slanted scale in her left hand and the forefinger of her right
hand held to her lips in a ssshhhh gesture. Instead of a blindfold, she wears an
eyepatch over one eye to denote how justice can be selectively blind or seeing.
A sash with the words "IRRELEVANT" completed her attire.
So Augustine Paul was the picture of rapture as he came up to receive
award after award from Mahathir with the flash of photographers and television
cameras recording his most dazzling moment. So overcome was he with emotion that
he did an impromptu jig with lots of bowing, scraping, groveling and
knee-bending as Mahathir watched in amusement and television cameras recorded
his ridiculous gyrations for posterity. People were to comment later that it was
a fair representation of how the Judiciary has become a servile clown of the
Executive.
Then it was time for Ariffin Jaka to receive his consolation prize.
Mahathir had a few choice words for him, calling him "a twit who should
have protected the Executive from embarrassment and exposure even though he gave
the right judgement in the end". His award was a
sculpture of three monkeys, one with its hands covering its eyes, another with
its hands over its mouth and the third with its hands pressed against its ears.
Made of cheap plastic and painted silver, it was a fitting reminder to the man
on the relationship between the judiciary and the Executive.
When the event ended journalist crowed around Augustine Paul to
interview him Among the exchange were:
"Sir, do you believe in the justice you dispense?"
"Look at me mister, do I believe in breathing air?"
"Judge, how do your peers and your friends view you now?"
"They can go to hell. I now have many new and powerful friends in
high places".
"As a Catholic, what about your relationship with God and your
position in the afterlife?"
"Ha! I will cheat the Devil. I will repent just before I die".
"How can you sleep at night?"
"People count sheep, I count money"
Then the doors were opened and Augustine Paul was escorted out into the
bright sunshine. As he appeared into public view, the cries of reformasi turned
to shouts of "pariah judge, pariah judge". A variety of impromptu
missiles were thrown his way including shoes, slippers, drink cans and even
rotten eggs. He was hastily bundled into his car and driven away before things
got uglier.