David and Goliath
The Philistines and Israelites
were spoiling for a fight
and taunted one the other
morning noon and night.
After shouts of "Chicken!"
and "You are just has-beens"
the initiative was taken
by the Philistines.
They sent forth Goliath
their local reigning champ
who said he'd challenge anyone
from the Israel camp.
Goliath was a heavyweight
a giant of a man -
broad of shoulder and in height
six cubits and a span!
When they saw the size of him
the Israelites were dismayed
in point of fact it's true that they
were really sore afraid.
Saul says "Step forth from the ranks
a man who has no fear"
but sad to say he did not get
a single volunteer.
It so happened at that time
there came a shepherd lad
who'd brought his soldier brothers
gifts and comforts from their dad.
He said to brothers Eliab
Shammah, Abinadab
that at vanquishing Goliath
he would like to take a stab.
His brothers called him "Big Mouth"
and ugly names like "Creep" -
they said it would be better
to go back to his sheep.
But David took no notice
and with prompt dispatch
sought out further details
of the pending match.
Young David was a careful chap
thus he enquired about
what was in it for the guy
who knocked Goliath out.
The promoters then told David
if Goliath he could slaughter
he'd get great riches from the king
and as a perk his daughter.
David said the price was right -
in fact not bad at all -
so they drew up a contract
and took him unto Saul.
Saul took one look at David
and said "Let's face the truth
against a champion like Goliath
you can't match this puny youth".
David, far from backward,
told Saul right then and there
of a past experience
with a lion and a bear.
It appears that once when herding
his father's flock of sheep
a great big lion and a bear
upon him up didst creep.
They took not the slightest notice
of his shouts of "Scram"
but forthwith went amongst the flock
and runoff with a lamb.
This so incensed the little chap
he braved the lion's claws -
got his hooks upon its prey
and wrenched it from his jaws.
Then he grabbed him by the beard
and smote well and true
for good measure then he gave
the bear the treatment too.
Saul was truly most impressed
with this glorious feat
and felt Goliath after all
might turn out easy meat.
He felt that now the Israelites' hopes
were actually far from thin
and said to little David
"Get in there boy and win!".
Saul gave him his own armour,
his personal suit of mail
and handing him his own gum-shields
said "Boy you cannot fail!".
But David shrugged his shoulders,
the armour he forsook
and went and chose five pebbles
from a nearby brook.
When David came upon him
Goliath laughed a laugh
for he thought that little David
was armed but with a staff.
What he would do to David
he then began to brag
not knowing that the little lad
had something in the bag.
David took a pebble
and put it in his sling
this missile at Goliath
did well and truly fling.
The smooth round stone sped well and true -
hit Golly on the forehead
and when it sunk right into him
the result was really horrid.
He gave the most unearthly yell
he grunted and he groaned
then with a thud he fell to earth
well and truly stoned.
The Philistines all shouted "Foul!"
unjustly it was felt
for little David's knock-out blow
was way above the belt.