The team behind the 'X-Men' movies has made this year's biggest blockbuster EVER!!! An all-action sci-fi romantic comedy drama thriller, Steven Seagal plays a 50 ft Steven Seagal, who wreaks uncontrollable havoc upon his city! The fate of the world is up to two diverse heroes, a kindergarten teacher (Pauly Shore) and the president of the United States (Terri Summers). Can these two put aside their differences long enough to discover the secret of the 50 ft Steven Seagal? Can they save the city - indeed, the world - in time?
CAN MOVIES GET ANY BETTER THAN THIS?!!!
Two screen legends in one BIG film! Steven Seagal and Steve "Crocodile Hunter" Irwin have teamed up for what promises to be the year's most critically acclaimed action blockbuster. Seagal plays an undercover detective on the trail of a Brazilian camel smuggler (played by Kevin Spacey) who is mutating crocodiles with grapefruit to make them tastier. Intent on stopping this dastardly villain, Seagal teams up with a wildlife expert (Irwin), which is where the mayhem and hijinks ensue.
For the love of God, don't miss it!
- Peter Travers, Rolling Stone.
"Steven Seagal puts the 'ham' back in 'Hamlet'...a perfect 10!"
- Leonard Maltin, that guy who reviews lots of movies.
This is the one that is going to win all the Oscars! Steven Seagal has teamed up with an ensemble cast (including another black rapper) to bring us the definitive version of the Bard's classic. Featuring more explosions and rap songs than any other medieval tale in the history of film!
