| Steven Seagal is the BEST EVER! |
| This is no joke. Sometimes people come up to me in the street and ask me why Steven Seagal is the best ever, and the answer is simple. So I tell them. You see, Steven Seagal's movies are so good because they work on many levels. First, you come out of the cinema with a rush of excitement because of all the action! Then, you also feel good because Steven Seagal's movies educate you. They're kind of like the thinking man's action movies. |
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| This is what would happen if Steven Seagal asked two cops for directions and they said, "No way, Steven Seagal...we're not telling you how to get there." He'd try to reason with them, and when all else failed he'd carefully disarm them and teach them how to be better people, and to serve the community in harmony. |
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| Steven Seagal has been married 3 times and fathered approximately 12,000 kids. It's easy to see why he keeps on getting married -- any woman alive (and even men who like to make sex with other men...ewww!) would want to marry him. And because he has so much love to give the world, he likes to get married and share that love. God bless him. |
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| Steven Seagal has so much love in his heart that sometimes when women give birth to babies they get him to come in and bless them. |
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| I'm not entirely sure what day it was that God created Steven Seagal, but rest assured my friends - that day was good. |
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