We figure we already have what we want under the tree for Christmas.

'cause nothing says Seasons Greetings like a sci-fi civil war and ancient hokey religions.

Val doesn't have merely a cup of Christmas cheer, but one of those Starbuck venti super-duper ginormous sizes.

Will she still wear socks to bed? Time will tell .... (Kidding, hon!)

In case you're somehow confused, her stuff's on the right side.

Val cooked us a big meal juggled in our small kitchen more than you can catch under the big top.

Doing the dishes after your wife cooks a big Christmas dinner: 25 Husband Points. Points needed to get out of trouble when husband makes stupid decision in future: 5,000.

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