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Let's Go See A Show!
Our trip to Branson, Missouri, July '09
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Branson Landing is like Disney's Main Street but with fewer parades and more adult women giddy about cheap shoes and cute blouses.
Check out this ShamWow! You�ll be saying WOW every time you use this miracle product! It�s like a towel! It�s like a sponge! Watch how I kill this tourist and soak up his blood. And look at this � virtually dry on the bottom! See what I�m telling ya? ShamWow!
Lake Taneycomo in Indian means "crystal blue waters of the gods, whose fingers provide beavers, variety shows and shopping." No, actually it's pretty lame, it is just short for Taney County Missouri.
Every Nov. 1 they attach slingshots to those posts and fire boxes of wine and nachos into the crowd to celebrate Branson Independence-From-Reality Day.
We couldn't help to eat at Bar Louie's on the patio when Val saw on the menu that they offered her favorite craving, a signature sandwich filled with mac & cheese, fried chicken, goldfish crackers and salsa.
One of the most popular features of the Duck Tours is when they bombard the boardwalk to re-enact the Dolly Parton Dixie Stampede Uprising of 2004, which was successfully put down by the combined forces of Yakov Smirnoff and Andy Williams.
Val wouldn't have been happier striking gold in Branson as she was when we found a Maggie Moo's. Unless the gold was covered in cake batter and sprinkled with graham crackers, of course.
This is the kind of ride that's just ducky for tourists.
They say it's safe, but it looks to be led by a bunch of quacks to me.
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