Filmography:
The Micallef
P(r)ogram(m)(e)
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"I
don't need to practice law, I speak it fluently!"
What
am I on about? Well, on one of my "lets sit down and research
Shaun Micallef-ey goodness" sprees, I came across this site.
Wondering what (apart from his barrister type experience) a legal
The Micallef Pogram/program/programme (each spelling for each
series) was aired a while ago on ABC television. A spiffy sketch
type show I believe that it is the best of all of Shaun's efforts
so far (and that's saying something!) where brilliant humor and
rather surreal comedy rule supreme.
It is a half hour full of laughs, from Shaun's lovely interviews
(all scripted, all with Shaun saying just the wrong thing at the
wrong time until guests are ready to kill him or themselves),
regular sections (the 'french' clay animation "Myron"
which consists of short 30 seconds of some part the lumpy blue
character's anatomy falling of) to completely random sketches
(Bud Smallhorn's flag factory, the 'Liquid Paper' air plane...).
Be warned not to watch this if you need to go to the toilet as
you might have an accident laughing. Also, make sure you are sitting
on the floor as during one episode involving 'Politeness Distances'
I fell off my chair and almost re-broke my tailbone. Also, you
tend to quote it in the most inappropriate of places i.e. Me,
in the middle of a Mathematics test yelling out "I OVERSEE
THE LOOMS AND THE HAND SEWING OF THE FLAGS...THAT'S WHAT I DO"
because the test mentioned flags. Unfortunately the ABC are meanies
and have only released the first three episodes of series two
on tape. Grr. I want MORE!
You want some quotes?
YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE QUOTES...Oh, you can. Ok then :) I got some
of these from here as I couldn't be stuffed typing them all out.
Well, Neil Edwards
used to play football, and in the Australian television industry
this seems to substitute for talent, experience and on-air presentation
skills. Neil is out and about in the suburbs of Melbourne, bursting
into people's homes and making fun of them. Unfortunately, Neil
doesn't work for any television station and has been taken into
custody. They really are hulking idiots. -Shaun Micallef
District attorney:
Constable Ferguson, if that really is your name, is it true or
not true that certain things were done on certain dates that were
mentioned in the previous take?
Prosecution: Objection!
District attorney: Move to strike, my liege.
Judge: Sustained.
District attorney: Don't worry, I have an ace up my hole. Ladies
and gentlemen of the jewellery, might I remind you that we no
longer live in the age of the steam engine and the straw hat,
and if it is a crime for my client to kill a man in cold blood,
then my client is guilty. But if it is not a crime, then he isn't.
The end. (whispers to client) It's looking good.
Judge: I sentence you to death.
-Shaun Micallef, Roz Hammond & Francis Greenslade
Dulse et decorum
epst, pru patrey a moray eel...PRU PATRE E MORAY EEL!
-Shaun Micallef
Disbeleive all
the ears you wish! You sir are a cool, a fad and a stimpleton!
That monkey's heart will keep you alive forever!" -Shaun
Micallef
"Worried about
dry skin? Concerned about lines and wrinkles? Then visit a burns
unit and get some perspective." -Shaun Micallef
"I never thought
it possible to delude yourself to that extent."
-Shaun Micallef
"Like a stuttering
owl with laryngitis, I couldn't give two hoots."
-Shaun Micallef
Here is an interesting
artical I found about some censorship issues. Tis taken from this
site without permission because they wouldn't reply to my emails
asking for it >:(
When comedian Shaun
Micallef takes aim, sacred cows should duck for cover. John Huxley
reports.
A laconic Australian
Nazi war criminal, unmasked by a television reporter gleefully
waving a skeleton, proves he hasn't lost his sense of humour by
allowing himself to be tipped off a 15-storey building in a kayak.
A demure Salvation
Army major called Cockburn, who prefers the pronunciation Coburn,
is so provoked by her interviewer ("like Cock-cock the Clown,
I suppose?) that she eventually tells him to "F--- off (consonants
included).
Crippled Stephen
Hawking mechanically intones "Stairway to Paradise",
before slowly disappearing upstairs on an inclinator. Ku Klux
Klansmen display game-show prizes. And a woodchopper determinedly
hacks off his own legs.
Yes, the very best
in bad-taste television is back, as the award-winning Micallef
Program - now re-named The Micallef Pogram (geddit?) - returned
for a third series on the ABC last night.
Significantly,
there have been no reports of outraged viewers jamming the switchboard
of the national broadcaster, whose own Richard Morecroft appeared,
gravely reading the news in a new, dizzying, dance-club setting.
So, just how far
can bad-taste telly - not the commercial-channel tosh but deliberately,
creatively, imaginatively bad-taste telly - go?
The eponymous Shaun
Micallef - who was last seen as a disappointed suitor in SeaChange
- found out only two weeks ago when he was told to cut a sketch
in which war hero Sir Edward "Weary" Dunlop was depicted
as a transexual ... followed, pointedly, by a shot showing a switchboard
jammed with callers.
News of the censorship
leaked, ensuring that the joke - which was to have been included
in next week's pogram - was not entirely lost. But Micallef was
surprised.
Of course, it was
in bad taste, he explains, but that, in a sense, is the point
of the joke. "It's about excess and it's about audience overreaction
... not specifically about the fact or not of Weary Dunlop being
a transexual. It's about the audacity in suggesting such a thing."
In the view of
the ABC, Dunlop clearly belonged to a special group of Australian
icons, whose memory is sacred, whose lives are considered unsuitable
cases for comedic treatment, however far-fetched, whose inclusion
in sketches is still considered likely to cause too much offence
to too many people.
That is a status
nowadays denied even to Jesus Christ, played for laughs in movies
such as Life of Brian, or living celebrities such as Hawking,
or lesser Australian icons such as Ned Kelly. He was depicted
by Micallef as a whining wimp, unhappy in a mask that was too
heavy, too uncomfortable, and dried out his skin.
Like all of Micallef's
high-risk, hit-or-miss, material it may or may not be funny. But
perhaps the problem with the Dunlop "joke" was that
it was simply too juvenile, too personal.
Certainly, in recent
years, writers, artists, comedians have boldly gone into previous
no-go areas, proving that disadvantaged groups, like politicians,
like religions, like royalty, are no longer sacrosanct.
Well, to us Shaun
is sacrosanct so if you hear of any anti-Micallef-Program jokes,
call 1800-Nightshade_pheonix and I'll scratch their eyes out *Tries
to look menacing but is too short*
And another artical,
this time from The Age - Sydney Morning Herald, obtianied from
this site. It's offensive but so what, Micallef says of Weary
skit
By CATHERINE CHISHOLMSource:
SMHPublished: Wednesday February 7, 5:28
Comedian Shaun
Micallef today admitted a TV skit referring to war hero SirEdward
"Weary" Dunlop as a transsexual was in poor taste, but
that was noreason to censor it.The ABC has ordered the sketch
be removed from an episode of Micallef's newprogram to be screened
later this month.
Micallef wants
to know why the ABC has banned the skit, in which heintroduces
a mock documentary about Sir Edward and "his life as atranssexual".
The next shot shows a switchboard jammed with callers.He said
while some could find it offensive, most of the audience would
seeits funny side.
"It's about
excess and it's about audience overreaction, so it's notactually
about specifically the fact or not that Weary Dunlop is atranssexual,
it's about the audacity in suggesting such a thing," MrMicallef
told AAP today."I think some people will find it offensive,
I think 99 per cent of theaudience would see the joke for what
it is."Micallef admitted media coverage of the alleged contents
of the skit hadeffectively ruined its impact."I suppose if
it's in the press, and it's out there, the joke's alreadygone,"
he said.
He said that being
in poor taste was no reason to remove a skit."Just because
a thing is in poor taste, in my view is not a reason for it tobe
removed from a show, because your poor taste is not my poor taste."Micallef
said any criticism was coming from people who had not seen theskit.
The comedian's production company was meeting with the ABC today
to discussits reasons for axing the sketch."I was asked yesterday
to remove it from the show and I asked for it inwriting so I could
then ask for that to be sent to the production company,"Micallef
said.
"I just want
to know why, I want to know how it's breached the guidelinesthat's
all." Micallef, a former lawyer, said he would hear what
the ABC had to say on thematter and if the material had breached
the guidelines then it would be removed.
AAPCopyright © 2000 The Age Company Ltd.Kindly appreciate
that Brenda Lana Smith R.af D. had no editorial inputwhatsoever
in the above...
I didn't have any input
in it either so no one can sue me for putting it on here...Can
they?
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