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And ye, doth Frances' knee spake to thy guests in a knee and spaking manner

"I'm appealing...Very appealing!"

For your download convenience, these images are listed as text links. They may not be in order of airing due to my haphazard system of taking photos off the television with my digital camera, putting them on my computer, staring at them for ages then having to go do a job, then returning in a day or so and realizing I have to process them...

EXTRA:SHAUN ON HIS HIGH HORSE WALLPAPER

|One to Ten| Eleven to Twenty| Twenty One to Thirty| Thirty One to Fourty| Fourty One to Fifty| Fifty One to Sixty| Sixty One to Seventy| Seventy One to Eighty| Eighty One to Ninety| Ninety One to a Hudred| Hundred and One to a Hudred and Ten| Hundred and Eleven to a Hudred and Twenty| Hundred and Twenty One to a Hudred and Thirty| Hundred and Thirty One to a Hudred and Fourty| Hundred and Thirty One to a Hudred and Fourty| Hundred and Fourty One to a Hudred and Fifty| Hundred and Sixty One to a Hudred and Seventy| Hundred and Seventy One to a Hudred and Eighty| Hundred and Eighty One to a Hudred and Ninety| Hundred and Ninety One to Two Hundred| Two Hundred Onwards|

One to Ten

1.Starting sequence
2.Starting sequence
3.Starting sequence
4.Starting sequence
5.Starting sequence
6.Starting sequence

7.Shaun talking with a spiffy gesture
8.Shaun talking
9.Shaun talking looking distinctly huggable
10.Shaun talking, eyebrows raised :)
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Eleven to Twenty

11.A lovely close up of Shaun's knee.
12.Shaun's knee, half of the rest of him, half of the guy from Placebo and a desk.
13.Another lovely close up of Shaun's knee.
14.Half of Shaun and his knee getting up on his high horse
15.Random pic of a horrified Shaun (with dark background)
***FOLLOWING IMAGES SHOW SHAUN'S CRUTCHES AND MAY CAUSE TEARS AND THE URGE TO HUG THE HURT KNEE***
16.Audience participa-shaun: Shaun (with crutches..Waaa!) and Frances stand in front of the challenge thingy, 'The numbers are right' board.
17.Sorry 'tis sideways, but this is Shaun with crutches...WAA!
18.Audience participa-shaun: Shaun (with crutches..Waaa!) and Frances AND the audience member, Monica, stand in front of the challenge thingy.
19.Audience participa-shaun: Close up of Shaun's crutches (waa!) and knee, with a bit of the challenge thingy.
20.Audience participa-shaun: Shaun and Frances looking particularly cuddly in front of the challenge thingy with disclaimer text.
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Twenty One to Thirty

21.Shaun on his (for tonight only) low horse: Shaun getting up from his desk and a bit of the title text.
23.Shaun on his (for tonight only) low horse: Title Text.
24.Shaun on his (for tonight only) low horse: Shaun with a dicky hat, holding a record by 'Men without hats' with a really silly expression.
25.Shaun on his (for tonight only) low horse: A close up of Shaun's knee and a bit of the low horse and his waistline.
26.Shaun on his (for tonight only) low horse: The bottom half of Shaun on his low horse.
27.Shaun on his (for tonight only) low horse: Shaun gets onto the low horse.
28.Shaun on his (for tonight only) low horse: Full (but sideways) Shaun on his low horse, with hat and a lot of shiny lights...
29.Shaun and his knee at his desk talking to someone in a light brown jacket.
30.Shaun's knee and his hand.
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Thirty One to Fourty

31.Shaun's knee and bits of other people.
32.Shaun's back as he talks via satelite to someone.
32.Shaun doing that interview 'thang.
33.Shaun doing a yokel banjo playing mine (huk huk!)
34.*GASP* The camera caught him trying to have a drink!
35.Shaun throwing away his crutches hurridly.
36.Dicky hand gesture AND expression...Wow...
37.Nothing specialler then usual. Shaun talking.
38.Nothing specialler then usual. Shaun's still talking.
39.Nothing specialler then usual. Shaun's still talking, but he's scratching his head too.
40.YAY! A classic Shaun expression! HAHAHAH!
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Fourty One to Fifty

41.Shaun shows his x-ray thingy to the Placebo guy
42.Shaun is still showing his x-ray thingy to the Placebo guy
43.Shaun is still showing his x-ray thingy to the Placebo guy only the camera has zoomed out a bit
44.Shaun's knee as he stands up to get onto the low horse
45.The MRI of the fault in Shaun's knee.
46.The MRI of the fault in Shaun's knee, only a bit darker
47.Frances Greenslade
48.Lavinia Nixon
49.Pete Smith
50.Shaun at the start of the show. Hmm...Looks a bit familiar!
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Fifty One to Sixty

51.Frances Knee asks an important question...
52.Same knee:"I am a bit of a fan of the X-files,"
53.Same knee:"and I couldn't help noticing that,"
54.Same knee:"you acted as mulder for one day..."
55.Same knee:"...Why?..."
56.Shaun's knee...Plus hand and a bit of someone else...And a desk...
57.Shaun's knee...Plus hand in a different position and a bit of someone else...And a desk...
58.Shaun's knee...Plus hand in a different position and a bit of someone else who has moved...And a desk...
59.Shaun's knee...Plus hand that has moved again and a bit of someone else who strangely hasn't moved...And a desk...
60.Not Shaun's knee...The rest of him (minus half a head) and half of someone from Placebo...And a desk...
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Sixty One to Seventy

61.A slightly dark pic of Shaun talking. Open to crude jokes.
63.SPIFFY SHAUN EXPRESSION! YAAY!
64.Shaun enters on crutches. *breaks into tears* Waaa!
65.A still entering becrutchered Shaun (wwaaa!) who is strangely smiling.
66.A sitting down Shaun with crutched (waa!)
67.Someone elses knee and a bit of Shaun's desk
68.Franken-shaun expression with dinosaur toy
69.A lesser-spotted talking Shaun
70.Shaun's eyebrow demostrates a-level gymnastics
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Seventy One to Eighty

71.A rather odd expression on Shaun's part here...
72.Shaun looking rather neutral
74.And do that spiffy point!
75.Shaun talking, zoomed out a bit, both knees showing.
76.Shaun smiling to one side, a bit dark.
77.Shaun's knee, a desk and someone's nose.
78.Must *twitch* not *twitch* hug *twitch* Shaun's *twitch* expression *twitch*
79.Wee! My favourite pic of all time! Shaun being an idiot!
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Eight One to Ninety

80.That oh-so suave look
81.Someone's bottom and a bit of Shaun
82.Don't even try to ask. Make up your own caption for this one!
84.Neutral Shaun talking-ness
85.A suspiciously Jon Pertwee-like pose
**THE FOLLOWING 19 ARE A VIDEO SEQUENCE, HENCE THE IDENTICAL PROFILE THINGS**
86.Shaun: Paul McCartney impression, singing "coming up" with credits over the top 1
87.Shaun: Paul McCartney impression, singing "coming up" with credits over the top 2
88.Shaun: Paul McCartney impression, singing "coming up" with credits over the top 3
89.Shaun: Paul McCartney impression, singing "coming up" with credits over the top 4
90.Shaun: Paul McCartney impression, singing "coming up" with credits over the top 5
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Ninety One to a Hundred

91.Shaun: Paul McCartney impression, singing "coming up" with credits over the top 6
92.Shaun: Paul McCartney impression, singing "coming up" with credits over the top 7
93.Shaun: Paul McCartney impression, singing "coming up" with credits over the top 8
94.Shaun: Paul McCartney impression, singing "coming up" with credits over the top 9
95.Shaun: Paul McCartney impression, singing "coming up" with credits over the top 10
96.Shaun: Paul McCartney impression, singing "coming up" with credits over the top 11
97.Shaun: Paul McCartney impression, singing "coming up" with credits over the top 12
98.Shaun: Paul McCartney impression, singing "coming up" with credits over the top 13
99.Shaun: Paul McCartney impression, singing "coming up" with credits over the top 14
100.Shaun: Paul McCartney impression, singing "coming up" with credits over the top 15
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Hundred and One to a Hundred and ten

101.Shaun: Paul McCartney impression, singing "coming up" with credits over the top 16
102.Shaun: Paul McCartney impression, singing "coming up" with credits over the top 17
103.Shaun: Paul McCartney impression, singing "coming up" with credits over the top 18
104.Shaun: Paul McCartney impression, singing "coming up" with credits over the top 19
105.Shaun: Paul McCartney impression, singing "coming up" with credits over the top 19
105.Shaun at his desk with a light blue tie on.
106.Shaun at his desk, leaning forward and talking to someone
107.Shaun standing in front of the blue curtain looking over his shoulder.
108.Shaun still standing in front of the blue curtain, gesturing. gesturing.
109.Random pic of Shaun at his desk.
109.Frances at his desk pointing to a pile of pastels.
110.Frances at his desk still pointing to a pile of pastels.
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Hundred and Eleven to a Hundred and Twenty

111.Wide shot of Shaun entering on a bike.
112.Medium shot of Shaun getting off his bike.
113.Slightly wider shot of Shaun entering getting off the bike.
114.Shaun (now off bike) points at it and tells it to stay.
115.Shaun in front of blue curtain gestures.
116.Shaun in front of blue curtain looks to one side. This pic is a bit dark.
117.Shaun in front of blue curtain looks very Shaun-ish and is standing up.
118.Shaun demonstrating a perfect super-man flight position.
119.Shaun now appears to be readying for a karate fight.
120.Semi-profile medium shot of Shaun.
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Hundred and Twenty One to a Hundred and Thirty

121.Medium shot of Shaun talking in front of blue curtain.
122.Medium shot of Shaun still talking in front of blue curtain.
123.Medium shot of Shaun still talking in of blue curtain saying something.
124.Medium shot of Shaun still talking in of blue curtain smiling.
125.Medium shot of Shaun still talking in of blue curtain saying something else.
126.Medium shot of Shaun still talking in of blue curtain saying something else, bit of a dark pic.
127.Medium shot of Shaun still talking in of blue curtain saying something else interesting...
128.Medium shot of Shaun still talking in of blue curtain with crossed arms.
129.Medium shot of Shaun still talking in of blue curtain with linked hands.
130.Shaun smiling and...Holding his crutch!?! Is it just my sick mind or is he really...?
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Hundred and Thirty One to a Hundred and Fourty

131.Puzzled/irritated Shaun puts his hands on his hips. Dark pic.
132.A still puzzled/irritated Shaun looks in Frances' direction.
133.A happy shaun looks at the camera.
134.A happy shaun looks at the camera.
135.A smiling-almost-laughing shaun looks at the camera.

136.The nutella joke: pic 1. This series consists of Shaun at his desk talking about nutella. Dark pics.
137.The nutella joke: pic 2.
138.The nutella joke: pic 3.
139.The nutella joke: pic 4.
140.The nutella joke: pic 5.
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Hundred and Fourty One to a Hundred and Fifty

141.The nutella joke: pic 6.
142.The nutella joke: pic 7.
143.The nutella joke: pic 8.
144.The nutella joke: pic 9.
145.The nutella joke: pic 10.
146.The nutella joke: pic 11.
147.The nutella joke: pic 12.
148.The nutella joke: pic 13.
149.The nutella joke: pic 14.
150.The nutella joke: pic 15.
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Hundred and Fifty One to a Hundred and Sixty

151.The nutella joke: pic 16.
152.The nutella joke: pic 17.
153.The nutella joke: pic 18.
154.The nutella joke: pic 19.
155.The nutella joke: pic 20.
156.The nutella joke: pic 21.
157.The nutella joke: pic 22.
157.Shaun gets up with the �This is your life�Since last Thursday� book.
158.Shaun approaches �Red� in the corridor outside of the studio with the �This is your life�Since last Thursday� book.
159.Shaun at his desk, telling us to applaud a bit longer whilst he has a drink.
160. Shaun looking rather pissed off at the camera. Dark shot.
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Hundred and Sixty One to a Hundred and Seventy

161.Shaun, at his desk and on the phone :)
162.Shaun puts the phone down
163.��Asshole�.
164.Shaun at his desk, looking pensively into the distance, dark shot. Much meltness.
165.Shaun at his desk, doing a small gesture and talking to the camera.
166.Shaun�s knee hurts whilst he�s at his desk. Awww! Dark pic.
167.Shaun modestly then telling us to stop applauding.
168.Shaun at his desk, semi-profile, simply delicious shot.
169.Shaun still at his desk, still semi-profile, another simply delicious shot.
170.Shaun at his desk, looking a little puzzled.
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Hundred and Seventy One to a Hundred and Eighty

171.Shaun at his desk.
172.Shaun still at his desk.
173.Shaun at his desk.
174.A different shot of the knee-fighters being briefed with Peter Larkin in the shot too.
175.Frances, Pete and friends wear skin-tight orange lycra and have ray guns, Lavinia is wearing a gorilla costume.
176.Peter Larkin briefing the knee-fighters.
177.Same lot of people, ready for action in Shaun�s knee. White background.
178.Lavinia looks about, puzzled, whilst the others point their lasers at things. In the background is the footage of Shaun�s knee during the Arthroscopy.
179.They all stop�
180.�Why didn�t you wear the gorilla suit? You know Shaun likes it!�
�Lavinia wanted a go!�
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Hundred and Eighty One to a Hundred and Nintey

181.Pete Smith goes mad and starts to smash the kneecap. Everyone struggles to stop him.
182.Before all this happened, the knee-fighters are standing in a line and being briefed.a>
183.A different shot of the knee-fighters being briefed.
184.Knee-fighter Frances: �Let�s kick this mother-freaking cartilage to judgment day!�
185.Shaun with one arm out, from the opening monologue, blue curtains in background.
186.Shaun makes to throw the �ball� and points just above the camera
187.Shaun to one side, from opening monologue.
188.A spiffy, suave gesture from the opening monologue.
189.A sad Shaun, rather silly really, waist up shot.
190.An expecting showbiz Shaun, dark pic.
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Hundred and Ninety One to Two Hundred

191.A smiling (probs to cover up his knee pain�Such a martyr!) Shaun sits. Dark pic.
192.One of the oddest poses I have EVER seen from Shaun. Dark pic, semi profile.
193.The odd pose turns to face us. Nice!
194.Shaun cups his hands as if catching ball. Unfortunately we cannot see his face :(
195.Shaun at his desk, looking off camera. A very nice shot.
196.Shaun thinking, hand to lips, during opening monologue. V nice shot.
197.Shaun at his desk, showing the approximate size of a spittle-bug. Crude jokes will be shot.
198.A �sleeping� Shaun. Awww! Must resist urge to hug *twitch*.
199.Shaun wakes up to find himself at his desk with all his friends about him. Shaun looks at the camera, relieved, friends all look at him concerned.
200.Shaun leans back and looks at friends.
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Two Hundred and One Onwards

201.Shaun leans back and looks at friends to the other side.
202.Everyone looks at camera and smiles.
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