White Trash *Barbie

Now every girl can live the fantasy of ignorance and poverty with her special trailer-park friend.

Every White Trash Barbie comes complete with:
* Two packs of Marlboro Lights for Barbie's smoking pleasure!

* A six-pack of cheap beer (It's on sale!) to refresh Barbie during her busy day of bitching and watching TV.

* Stylish, every occasion Spandex pants, halter top and sandals. Hot pants or blue jean cut-offs may be substituted on dolls shipped to Alabama.

* Miracle-o'-procreation button! Press button on Barbie's back and she's pregnant...again!

* Action bitch pull string! Barbie can say 11 phrases including: "I tol' jew gd#@! kids to git the hell outa my yard!" "Git me anuther beer, baybee." "Whur's my f-#!*-n cigarettes?" and more!!

Also Available:
* Barbie Double-wide Dream Trailer. Mobile home fun complete with stained carpet, broken steps, and TV set. Barbie's wormy pet cat Rufus also included. Disassembles for use with the Tornado Action Playset (sold separately)

* Barbie dream car. 1986 Chevy Chevette in mix-n'-match colors and smokin'chokin'exhaust. Coat hanger radio antenna. Holds two White Trash Barbies.

* Abusive boyfriend Ken with asskickn'leg action and pimp slap backhand, cowboy boots and Mad Dog 20/20 bottle accessories. Curses and mumbles when string is pulled.

* Married-Life Ken with Beer-bustin' Expanding Waist, molded to recliner. Accessories include TV remote, beer, and chips. Says "Shut up woman." and "Git me a beer." (Waist cannot be reduced once expanded.)

*"Barbie" is a trademark of Mattel Inc.