"And now a pigeon craps on his head" - Bill after Peter's string of bad luck
Wow, fresh off the failure of Ocean's 11, Rifftrax lobs this marginal offering in our laps, as the strongest Spider-Man movie receives the weakest riffing.
Josh Fruhlinger, who writes a comic strip mocking blog, adds little to nothing here. During the operation scene he has a saw wielding Doctor command, "So chop him in half, pronto!" Ugh - and this is just one in a surplus of lame-o quips offered up by Josh, Kevin and Bill.
Thankfully there is a sprinkling of the spectacular. MJ bashing was as fun as ever (and well deserved too I might add) and the scene where Otto puts on his demonstration at OsCorp provided some life. Later as Peter has dinner with Otto, and he and his wife grill Parker on his love life, Bill gets in a screamer -"My Summer Glau poster and I are pretty serious"- Corbett also gives up another 'Kids in the Hall' joke ("I'm crushing your head") and clever references to John Henry and Buster Keaton. But these funny pieces are sandwiched between some bland material.