Date: Wed, 16 Apr 2003 18:35:33 +0200
Subject: Your Seira-Site
From: "Jan Sxxxxx" (
[email protected])
To:
[email protected]
Hi Conrad,
I found your "Seira"-Fanpage. Great site, I really laughed out loud. Maybe it's a little bit too obvious that it's fake but anyway: LOL!
Greetings,
Jan
Conrad's reply.
Date: Mon, 21 Apr 2003 01:18:32 -0700 (PDT)
Subject: Re: Your Seira-Site
From: "conrad sheldon" (
[email protected])
To: "Jan Sxxxxx" (
[email protected])
thainks! i raly apresaite awl uf thee fayn Emale thet i haiv reseevd!
Date: Thu, 24 Apr 2003 20:07:54 -0700 (PDT)
Subject: baitch
From: "conrad sheldon" (
[email protected])
To:
[email protected]
i gowt yoo baitch!
Smartguy replied promptly.
Smartguy replied again (don't let the children see this one!).
Date: Fri, 25 Apr 2003 23:22:53 -0500 (EST)
Subject: Re: baitch
From: "Patrick Sxxxxx" (
[email protected])
To:
[email protected]
Oh yeah well you are an
ass-fuckin-cunt-lickin-mother-fuckin-bastard-son-of-a-biatch-that sucks his own cock evey night for 3 hours then watches porn in the dead of the night while shitting on himself whit his fuckin head stuck up his ass
I think i gowt yoo baitch!
Your Mother was fun last night...i broke her cilt and fisted her all night
Date: Fri, 25 Apr 2003 17:48:29 -0700
Subject: Question
From: "Ken Williams" (
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To:
[email protected]
There was a thread about hacking the site that disappeared before I could figure what was going on. Do I have a problem with the site? How did they hack it?
-Ken W
A reply (not in Conrad style).
Date: Fri, 25 Apr 2003 21:35:19 -0700 (PDT)
Subject: Re: Question
From: "conrad sheldon" (
[email protected])
To:
[email protected]
I have not registered at your website, the person who registered my email is trying to give me a bad name, I would appreciate it if you would remove the account to my email address from your website immediatly. Thank you
NOTE: Ken never removed the Conrad account from his site, as requested
Date: Fri, 2 May 2003 16:51:02 -0700 (PDT)
Subject: What is going on?
From: "Conrad Sheldon" (
[email protected])
To:
[email protected]
Why are you using my likeness on your home page? I am very interested in hearing what you have to say for yourself. I will ask you nicely only once to please take it down otherwise I will be forced to take action.
-Conrad H. Sheldon
We promptly removed the likeness of this real Conrad Sheldon from the tombstone, and e-mailed him back.
Date: Fri, 2 May 2003 23:26:42 -0700 (PDT)
Subject: Re: What is going on?
From: "conrad sheldon" (
[email protected])
To: "Conrad Sheldon" (
[email protected])
sowrie! i haive reemovd yoor likliness frum mie web sight! plees vist mie web sight agan verie soon!
luv,
conrad sheldon
Date: Sat, 3 May 2003 16:53:40 -0700 (PDT)
Subject: Re: What is going on?
From: "Conrad Sheldon" (
[email protected])
To: "conrad sheldon" (
[email protected])
Now that I read into it more it appears your site is trying to mock me. Is this somebodies idea of a joke? I am not laughing! I will have your site shut down if I have to.
-Conrad H. Sheldon
Date: Sat, 3 May 2003 21:42:44 -0700 (PDT)
Subject: Re: What is going on?
From: "conrad sheldon" (
[email protected])
To: "Conrad Sheldon" (
[email protected])
The character, 'Conrad Sheldon', presented or mentioned in the fictional content on http://www.geocities.com/conrad_sheldon is meant to be purely fictional or a parody with no connection to any real person, alive or deceased. Any similarity to any such real person is purely coincidental.
Thank you,
The Conrad Sheldon Team
