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MOVIE REVIEW |
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MOVIES + RENTALS DURING 2004/2005 >>> |
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NAME |
QR |
PR |
COMMENTS |
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Narnia |
9 |
9 |
C.S Lewis' fairy tale enters into a pristine CGI cinematic performance. | |
Red Eye |
6 |
5 |
This flighty suspense lands into an action-pack routine. | |
Transporter 2 |
7 |
5 |
An intensely-controlled transporter beats his way through a group's scheme to chemically-infect the wotld. | |
Sky High |
7 |
7 |
Superpowered students face off with many challeges in a superhero highschool. | |
The Island |
8 |
10 |
Two clones unravel the dark double-purposes of their utopian society. . | |
Charlie and The Chocolate Factory |
7 |
9 |
Bits of golden moments piece together this hard adaptation of the childhood classic. | |
Batman Begins |
9 |
10 |
Tormented by his parents death, Bruce Wayne delves into the world's secrets and becomes the vigilante Batman. | |
Howl's Moving Castle |
10 |
12 |
A strange delightful tale set in a world of kingdoms, magical beings and awesome war machinery. |
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Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith |
10 |
12 |
Mighty! Cinematic perfection. Lucas completes his movie series at his best. |
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Mr. & Mrs. Smith |
6 |
4 |
A married couple, secretly living as assassins, fight each other to the death. |
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Kung Fu Hustle |
10 |
12 |
Stephen Chow's comedic masterpiece about a poor loser's attempt to infilitrate the dreaded axe-gang in 1920's China. |
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Electra |
7 |
7 |
The movie debut of Marvel's sexiest assassin. Why do the main villians die so easily? |
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Blade: Trinity |
6 |
5 |
A now tiresome plot of three vampire hunters. |
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Frank Miller's Sin City |
10 |
12 |
A Movie noir about the rotten lives who fight, claw, and shoot their way for personal vendettas. |
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Boogey Man |
3 |
TV |
I was more scared of the theater's washroom than this movie. |
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House of Flying Daggers |
10 |
12 |
An amazing tale about a secret dagger-throwing society whose purpose is to overthrow a corrupt government. |
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Collateral |
9 |
8 |
A taxicab driver becomes caught in a hitman's night on the job. |
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Tae Guk Gi: The Brotherhood of War |
10 |
12 |
Two ideologies, one country, and thousands of seperated families, force two South Korean brothers into the madness of the Korean War. |
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The Motorcycle Diaries |
10 |
12 |
A humanistic masterpiece about a mighty culture run down; a communal race divided, two dreamers; and the indomitable spirit of compassion. |
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Hero |
9 |
12 |
One prefect involving three other assassins makes an attempt against the Qin ruler in this colourfully composed whirlwind of a tale. |
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Resident Evil: Apocalypse |
6 |
5 |
An action-packed, rip-roaring plot that's been beaten to death comes to life in this video-game style movie. |
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Farenheit 9/11 |
9 |
12 |
Moore reignites our humanity which power, corruption, and lies nearly engulfed. |
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Samsara |
10 |
12 |
An out-of-place Buddhist monk fails monastic life for desire of a village woman. |
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Alien Vs. Predator |
7 |
8 |
Humans are caught in a battle between two forces of alien species. |
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Lord of the Rings The Return of the King |
10 |
12 |
The Saga finally ends. Sorry ladies: no more Legolass. |
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Zatorichi The Blind Swordsman |
10 |
10 |
A Japanese classic of heroic ronins-types and misfits who fight the crutches of the past. |
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Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Gundy |
8 |
9 |
Will Ferrel's zany spoof of the pre-eighties attitude toward machoism in the news anchorworld. |
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Spiderman 2 |
10 |
12 |
Poor Peter Parker struggles with relationships and the heroic role of Spiderman. |
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Daredevil |
10 |
12 |
The best Daredevil comic book heros and villians fight it out in this excellent opener. |
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MOVIES + RENTALS DURING 2003 >>> |
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NAME |
QR |
PR |
COMMENTS |
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The Italian Job |
9 |
12 |
Ten minutes into the movie and you alreadly know that this is a succesful hit! |
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The Recruit |
7 |
6 |
A squeeky MIT phenon is recruited in a CIA game of espionage. |
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James Bond |
7 |
8 |
A formulaic story of Bond thwarting an evil mastermind. |
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Terminator 3: The Rise Of The Machines |
6 |
6 |
A "let down" from the previous movies. |
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Matrix II Reloaded |
8 |
8 |
Loaded with psuedophilosophy and visual gluttony. |
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Matrix III Revolutions |
9 |
9 |
An unbreathable whirl of Technological mayhem. |
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Charlie's Angels II |
6 |
6 |
All the clevage, female behinds, scantly-clothed women, famous cameos, and Divine Intervention could not put me in bliss. |
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Anger Management |
8 |
8 |
The explosive Adam Sandler is tempered by the creepy Jack Nicholson |
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Bad Boys II |
5 |
0 |
Two bad-ass cops fight a bad-ass villian in a typical bad plot with bad humor. |
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I Spy |
6 |
6 |
The Owen/Murphey remake of the 70's TV show. |
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Agent Cody Banks |
6 |
3 |
kid secret agent saves the world. |
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How To Lose A guy |
6 |
6 |
How I lost two hours of sleep. |
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Bringing Down |
9 |
8 |
What a wild mix of Martin's zaniness, Levy's drollness, and Latifah's 'Hood' sense. |
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Harry Potter and The Chamber of Secrets |
8 |
12 |
Harry and friends try to solve why students are becoming petrified. |
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HAMLET (Ethan Hawke) |
9 |
12 |
Madness, Lust, Revenge-Hamlet-takes its mark in a modern day corporation. |
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Druids |
8 |
8 |
An enjoyable, historical fiction about the Gaulic chieftien Vercingetorix who struggled to fend off the Roman conquest. |
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Bowling For Columbine |
10 |
12 |
A film that is worth a thousand words and a thousand lives. |
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