Top Ten Things on Joxer's to-do list
10. Tell Gabrielle I love her
9. Ask Gabby how she feels about me, for the ninth time this morning...
8. Get advice about Gabby from Xena, I bet she knows alot about getting Gab to love her...
7. Come up with a new verse in the Joxer the mighty song
6. And annoy Gabby with it, at least she'd think about me...
5. Find out why no one uses #6, hmm, maybe that should have been #6... oh well
3. Learn how to count
2. Write to-do list, but before that...
1. Learn how to write! (Hopefully from Gabby...)

Top Ten Things on Ares's to-do List
10. Get Xena back
9. Incite Civil-War
8. Look for a new chosen
7. Kill some amazons, just to get on Xena's nerves, at least she'd think about me
6. Find out why no one uses number 6...
5. Use plan #293 To Get Xena Back
4. Swap Stories about Xena with Gab
3. See if Gab would make a good chosen
2. Incite more wars
1. Did I mention get Xena back?

Top Ten Things on Aphrodite's to-do list
10. Manicure
9. Get more love-slaves
8. See if Gab would make a good chosen
7. Facial
6. Find an even more revealing pink nightie
5. Convince Gabby you can have more then one "girlfriend"
4. Perm
3. Change Nail Color
2. Steal more diamonds
1. Destroy all fish!!

Top Ten Things on Hope's to-do list
10. Take over the world
9. Kill stuff
8. Torment mother
7. Get mother to join me
6. Be Eeeeeviiil
5. Kill more stuff
4. Have children. Kill them.
3. Brush hair
2. Did I mention killing stuff?
1. Be the best demon I can be!

Top Ten Things on Argo's To-Do List
10. See if Gab will give me some red hair dye...
9. Get on an episode!
8. Taste Gabby's new outfit
7. Find out why I'm not in many episodes anymore...
6. Convince Gab to brush my tail
5. Find new job for Post-FIN (Any warrior princesses out there looking for a horse?)
4. Convince Zeplerfer to make me a shrine!
3. Get into some fanfic
2. Learn to autograph pictures for conventions
1. Conquer the world! (I question it too, but Argo has to do something in her spare time...)

Top Ten Things on Any Given Evil Warlord's To-do List
10. Take a bath!
9. Find better thugs who don't just take on Xena one at a time instead of en masse...
8. Make several sacrafices to Ares
7. Come up with a different way to kidnap the bard instead of holding a knife to her throat
6. Be Eeeviiil... (But that's a given...)
5. Brush hair
4. Conquer *insert country name here*
3. Find a new heir who won't fall in love with the bard
2. Train thugs to fight
1. Did I mention take a bath?

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