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"Mordovian mother-in-law for James Bond"
Her daughter could rush the most confirmed bachelor of Hollywood into marriage,
winning hin away from his lover, with whom he spent 14 years!
The article from newspaper "The Life" �1, 23.10.2000,
written by Elena Guseva is published with the permission.
This is our epigraph:
"Call me, call to go with you -
I will come through awful darkness,
You lead on - I'll follow you,
So be it whatever happens.
I will come wherever side
You have painted sun in heaven,
Where fallen dreams revive
And resume the second wind at novel height."
(From A.Pugatchova's song "Call me!"-
lyrics were written by T.Snegina and translated by A.Tumanov)
This is the content of the article:
Introduction
Dydyndra
Love
Leaving
London
Photographer
Career
Acquaintance
Love
Mother-in-law
Fortuitous meeting
There are
the photoes to the article!
And this is the article itself!
Introduction
This amazing story began simply and prosily. The telephone rang in
the Saransk apartment of unpretending music mistress Liudmila Tchernuha:
- Mamma! It's me, Oksana! I am fine! No, I still have problems with
my work, but my interior life seemed to be improved. I have met a man. He is my older by 24 years, but
he is very famous. And he has offered me to live together. I will, probably, agree.
Mamma kept silence. However the silence here, in Russia, is a sign
of agreement.
This way 6 years ago
(i.e. in 1994, but not in 1993, as was written
two paragraphs below. Here and everywhere in the text the comments to the errors were prepared by
the author of this Web site - K.E.) the most incredible Hollywood romance between
James Bond �3 Timothy Dalton
(the error again - Timothy Dalton was the fourth actor to play a part
of Bond! - �.�.) and simple girl from far Mordovia Oksana Tchernuha has begun.
Dalton - "the third exemplar" of super-agent 007
(not the third, but forth... - K.E.)
- is interesting due to
the fact, that he is the only non-American actor, who played James Bond
(another fact is interesting - no one American didn't play a part of Bond yet: Connery is Scotsman,
Lazenby is Australian, Moore and Dalton are Englishmen, Brosnan is Irishman. - K.E.)
He is an Englishman, he was born and grew in London.
(Dalton was born in Colwyn Bay, Wales, he grew in a suburb of Manchester. - K.E.)
Timothy - the eldest from five children in Dalton's family - from the
tender nail dreamed about actor's career. At the age of 21 he has brilliantly graduated from RADA.
(Timothy Dalton didn't graduated from RADA, he has left it after almost 2 years of studying. - K.E.)
In 1993
(may be in 1994? - �.�.)
- the year of his acquaintance with Oksana - 47-years old
actor is at the peak of glory. Due to the role of James Bond he is well-known not only at home, in UK,
but all over the world. He is so popular in America, where Englishmen usually have remains of
audience's love, that he is offered to play a part of another 100% American - Rhett Butler in the
film "Scarlett" (the continuation of "Gone with the Wind" - Note of the author.).
("Another" - probably, means - Bond. But James Bond is an Englishman. The author of the article with
the name "Mordovian Mother-in-law for James Bond", saying with the words of Henry Higgins from musical
"My Fair Lady", "doesn't know even things, she herself is busy with ". - K.E.)
Dalton takes rank as of the twenty most beautiful men in the world.
Despite his reputation of confirmed bachelor, everyone knows, that he had hectic romance with
Brooke Shields and Elizabeth Teilor
(at least, I read about Elizabeth Taylor the first time! - K.E.),
but during the last 14 years he lives with Vanessa Redgrave,
who was called "a woman-dream".
(It seems, here E.Guseva is guided by the article, written by A. Barbusiantc, from "7 Days" magazine,
published at the end of 1997, where the same time frame for Timothy's acquaintance with Vanessa is
mentioned, but the fact of their co-operative work upon the film "Mary, Queen of Scots", issued in
1971, was completely ignored... - K.E.)
Many years ago she was a lover of sultry Franko Nero (and she even
had a son with him), she got married the great director Tony Richardson and, at last, she fell in
love with Timothy. For a long time she tried to make him marry her. But Dalton was adamant. He
assured Vanessa of his desire to be always a bachelor. And probably, he thought so. Until the
moment of his meeting with Oksana.
(In this and the following paragraphs we will not pay attention to the elements of figment, which
make this article a little bit similar to a feasible story! - K.E.)
Dydyndra
This is her nickname in school. Because she has an angular figure,
long gaunt legs and pimples.
Her mother went to Mordovia happy-go-lucky - after graduating from
Kazan conservatoire as a pianist she has got job of teacher in Saransk musical college. Soon after
that she and her husband have got an apartment and in 1970 she has borne him a daughter. Her husband
liked Gogol very much, especially "Nights on socage near Dikanka", and the name of his daughter -
Oksana - he took from his favourite book.
Liudmila while hearing her child's crying has understood: her little
girl has an exquisite ear for music. And after four years passed Liudmila began to teach her little
daughter to play the piano. When her age mates were running and playing games in the court nearby,
Oksana studied gammas.
In the school Ksiuscha (another name of Oksana) was in children's bad
books: prude, a straight A pupil doesn't walk down the streets, doesn't go to the cinemas, all days
is in the musical college and spends her evenings, reading Chechov's books. Spindling, with the legs
of heron and pimple-faced. In a word - she is Dydyndra.
However to the last (tenth) class everything was suddenly changed.
The ugly duckling has become a beautiful swan. This gangling girl suddenly has got special forms.
Her scragginess transformed into gracefulness. Her pimples disappeared, her skin became velvet.
And everyone could see, that Oksana is not blinkered, she is simply bashful.
Love
When Oksana has graduated from musical school, Liudmila Grigorievna,
who always dreamed to see her daughter as a great pianist, made Oksana to enter the musical college,
where she worked.
- She was one of the ablest girls-pupils, - remembered the headmaster
of Saransk musical college Piotr Krivorotov. - Firstly she got only exellent marks, but later she,
probably, has lost the interest to study something and began get good marks.
She didn't lose the interest. She fell in love. It was the first time
in her life.
Igor Radkov was a student of the same musical college, but he studied
in the class of falk instruments. He was an accordionist, non-achiever and a huge Don Juan. As the
saying goes in Saransk, Oksana has fallen in love with Igor so much, that she was ready to pass
through a fire for him, but he that time had some romances with her "firm girl-friends". Oksana
knew about it, she was in anguish at it, she was mortally jealous, but couldn't stop her feeling.
After graduating the musical college (his results were so-so!), Igor
suddenly left Saransk for... London! He only said to Oksana:
- I can't live in this country of beggars, where they can't
appreciate real geniuses, where they earn a scanty pittance! Do not grieve: I'll return to
take you with me, when I will settle down for good in London.
His departure knocked her off her pins, deafened. She cried all the
night. And early in the morning she went as chance directed her. She ambled around the town �
firstly she travelled, using well-known streets, later - the unknown ones. Then she returned home,
and walked from one room to another, like a somnambulant: she opened and closed the piano,
took books, browsed them and set to their places. She has lost the sense and the spice of life...
Leaving
Mamma, seeing that she can't help her daughter, used Oksana's
girl-friends to make broken-hearted Oksana to believe, that she ought to brace her energies and go
to Kazan - to conservatoire, where from her mother was graduated almost twenty years ago.
She succeeded at the first try. She lived in a hostel, she didn't
anything which wasn't a subject of her study. From early morning until the midnight - only playing piano
and solfeggio. Like in her childhood. But around her the things were humming : Kazan groupages were
fighting to the bitter end for the "place under sun", "new Russians" have appeared with their ability
to throw away handfuls of money, the beauty parades have begun, stars arrived to visit Kazan, her
girl-friends got married...
Igor has carried out his pledge. He returned after one year passed.
He was beautiful and merry, like before. He was dressed after latest fashion and there were a lot
of money (pounds!) in his pockets (though all money were in fractional currency - he told, that
there were the problems to carry the big ones through the state boundary!).
- I returned to take you with me. Gather your things!
He told her, that he has found a wonderful work - "I play in the
National Orchestra", that he hired a flat, that he eats at restaurants. And else he told:
"Such talented girls like you are always wanted!"
She agreed immediately. And she was impersuadable, though her parents,
her teachers and her friends asked her to stay in Russia. She went down conservatoire without taking a
diplom, has got foreign passport, Igor helped her to adjust all the formalities. And - she started
on a journey...
London
Upon a closer view Albion seemed to be not so romantically foggy,
but more cheerless, dirty and old. It was damp in the "beautiful" Igor's apartment. The taps were
leaking, due to non-payment they periodically felt the power cut. The "National Orchestra"
transformed to a little Ensemble of buskers - Russian expatriates, - they earned their crust by playing
in the market. "Talented girls" were not so needed he told earlier. That's why it was impossible
even to dream about a carrer of a pianist for Oksana.
Oksana has got a job of "washing-up" woman. However here she
was fortunate in the choice of cafe - beautiful girl has been taken into very prestige cafe, placed
near the royal palace. Sometimes the "august persons" were the guests of this cafe, so its masters
tried to be equal to the occasion: they used only super-models as labourers!
However, Oksana while working there didn't meet even one VIP - all
the time she spent in the back regions of a house. She has forgotten about manicure. Her musical
fingers - long, chiselled fingers, which could airily run from one end of keyboard to another with
a light velvet wave, - due to the work with hot water her fingers became looking like the awful
red sausages.
Igor's business was on the down-grade - a lot of his competitors, the
jobless musicians from Russia, who were searching the place, where the life is better,
appeared in London streets. And one day Oksana, going home late night, has found the empty armoire
and a letter on the table: "My darling, I left London for States. England is too old for me!"
Photographer
Patrick Ansen earl Leechfield is one of the most famous men in England.
He is called "Blue blood plus talent". He is a cousin of Prince Charles and a household photographer.
For many years Leechfield issues "King's Calendar", something like "Play-boy" for men from royal
family, but more undefiled. Photoes for the Calendar are preparing not on the sea beach and not in
the photo-studio, but in the royal palace - on the bed of Prince, in the bathroom of the Queen.
Every beauty in Great Britain (and not only in Britain!) dreams to be shown on its pages. However
Patrick is very picksome and particular while choosing the models - no professional models, no winners
of beauty parades, no actresses! Certainly, no opera-girls, stripteasers and another sporting girls.
No one man in Englad must have a right to say, that he has seen one or another girl being naked.
In 1993 - the siderial year for Oksana - Patrick needed a beauty
in the style "a-la Ukraine" to realize his plot. However to find such a model in London is not so
simple...
...Leechfield spent his time in cafe, where Oksana worked. It was
very late. The last visitors started to drift out, when the sad girl came out from the kitchen and
began to clear the tables. One moment he has met her eye, girl smiled. With lightning speed he has
understood:
- I was looking for you all my life!
Career
He prepared her to pose for his Calendar. Firstly he has
helped her to get some contracts in the austere and pure fashion magazines. She has made photoes
being dressed in the evening dress of Lady Di (Princess Diana was alive that time and Englishmen loved her
very much), in the nobby fur coat of the Queen Elizabeth. Step by step Oksana becomes famous.
And it was a time to change her family name ("Discordant for English ear word Tchernuha is simply
intolerable", - convinced her Patrick). This way she became Grigorieva. Earned incomes from the
magazines helped her to improve her living standard: at last Oksana could hire a good flat and buy
a car. And only after that Patrick made a proposition, certainly, after suitable to the case
theatrical pause:
- I want to make some photoes of you for "The King's Calendar".
She was intently checked before visiting the Palace. Twice. Firstly -
in the British MI-6 (ancestry, parents, undesirable links, good and bad habits). Secondly: before
her entrance to the Palace - the bodyguard of Her Majesty. They checked her trying to find a bomb,
a camera, a dictaphone and the other forbidden things. And between these two checkings during three
hours she was in the hands of the personal hairdressers and visagistes of Lady Di. They made "Ukraine beauty
Oksana Grigorieva".
And - there is the posh apartment of Prince Charles. The dazzle
lighting of flies. The croud of beauties and photographers. One more step - and they will be shown
on the pages of Calendar, the unfulfilled dream of many beauties! One more step - and Sesam's doors
will open...
- And now, dear ladies, I ask you to strip to the underclothes, -
announces Patrick's assistant.
All the girls dexterously undress.
All girls, with the except Oksana.
- Sorry, you, probably, didn't understand. I ask you to take your
dress off - we shall make photoes without it.
- No! Not for anything!
Girls are whispering among themselves, photographers are at a loss,
Patrick is bewildered and baffled. They hold a consultation. Then Leechfield says:
- Well! You will have your photograph taken being dressed in
a bashful swimming suit. We are ready to change our rules for such a star.
- No!
She turns around and goes away. She hears, how they call her
"Russian fool" underhand, she feels, that she makes something irremediable. She understands, that it
will not be a second case in her life to repeat this episode. However she can't change something:
to get off her clothes before people, men - it means to kill her own "I".
This was the finish of "Ukraine model's" career - the world of model's
business doesn't like insubordinate beauties.
Oksana returns to cafe. The master employs her with a pleasure -
she always was a good worker: conscionable, hard-working, bashful. She even get his promotion. Now
she will be a waitress.
Acquaintance
In 1993 Timothy Dalton and his passion Vanessa Redgrave were
very successful in London. Playgoers all over the world came to London to see "Hamlet" (he played a
part of Hamlet, she - the role of the Queen-mother).
(We haven't any information regarding Timothy Dalton's appearance as Hamlet ever. - K.E.)
Newspapers contested a right to be the first
in the competition of epithets - what else can wish the actors?
One day early morning, when all the reporters are still sleeping,
(Timothy hates paparazzi), the "sweet twosome" went to the cafe. They were sitting at the table and
argueing with each other about something. Vanessa asked the waitress, who waited their table, about
something. Waitress answered.
- I know, you are Russian, suddenly announced Vanessa.
- That's a good guess!
- I was in Russia and know this accent.
- What's your name? - Timothy asked the girl.
- Oksana.
- Oh, Gogol! Dikanka!
- No! - the beauty laughed. - Simply Oksana from Russia.
- Bond, - Dalton made himself known to her. - James Bond.
- But I recollect you , - the waitress said. - You played in
"Jane Eyre".
It was magnificent!
Vanessa snorted in impatience:
- Sorry, my dear, it is time for us to go!
- Go, please, I shall stay here awhile, - said he. - Can you give me
a cup of your wonderful coffee?
Vanessa left. Dalton leisurely drank his coffee,
and said while paying up:
- I hope, you will not refuse to take a cup of coffee with me this
evening, somewhere where nobody knows you...
Love
Their romance was invisible. Nobody does suspect nothing. Except
Vanessa. But she didn't tell someone about it - for all people she and Dalton were the partners not
only on stage but in love too.
Vanessa didn't undertake something, didn't have temperament. She was
sure, that the time will pass and he will leave this goose, this naive Russian waitress. This is
a baby act, passing fancy, it will pass like influenza, like head cold...
She waited. And it came to her. He announced:
- Vanessa, I should leave you. It seems to me, I am really fall
in love, at the first time...
She didn't begin to cry, that he is crazy. She simply tried to
explane him, like a child, that this girl from cafe is not of his level, that she...
At the first time Timothy took her up short:
- I understand, she is very young, she is still a girl. But I feel
myself younger, when I am with her.
This last phrase was the finish of 56-years old Vanessa.
Next day Vanessa told the journalists, that Dalton is off his game
and his acting is far from excellence. She added, that his participation in Bondiana badly
influenced Timothy's outstanding actor's talent.
- However I ask you to forgive the great actor for this little
failing, - Vanessa smiled. - He has a very complicated period in his privacy life now...
After that a rumour ran through London and then through all
the world, that James Bond �3 has changed his sexual orientation. It was a scandal!
Timothy himself even didn't try to say something in explanation
of his conduct. Giving infrequent interviews, he told about his designs only. Without even a hint
regarding his private life.
And on August 7, 1997 the mass-media all over the world
imparted the sensational new: James Bond �3
(�4 - K.E.)
and confirmed bachelor boy 51-years old Timothy
Dalton has become a father of his son Alexander! And Oksana Grigorieva, the Ukraine waitress is
a mother of his child. One day passed and we have known about another sensation: Oksana is not
simply a mother of Timothy's child, but she is his wife - Mrs. Dalton. They got married in secret
one week earlier Alexander was born.
Vanessa Redgrave... was the first who has come to congratulate
Oksana.
Timothy Dalton has given an interview, where he at the first time
told not about his projects, but about himself:
"I felt, what it is to be a father. A child helps you to see the
world with another view. You suddenly realize everybody else in the world was like this beautiful,
precious, young life. It creates a tolerance and warmth toward people..."
Mother-in-law
Liudmila Grigorievna bears no resemblance to super spy's
mother-in-law. Womam like woman. After her daughter marriage nothing changed in her life. She
continues teaching piano in the musical college. In their Saransk apartment - usual house
with 5 floors, builded in the times of Nikita Chruschev, with the standard Soviet furniture -
all the history of Oksana and her marriage seems to be like a fairy tale. An amazing story of
Cinderella, who worked as a washing-up woman and then accidentally has met her Prince at the ball.
And here are, seems to me, the shoes...
- There are the pointes, - says Liudmila Grigorievna. - My junior
daughter is learning to be a ballerina in the Perm choreographic college. The same ballet school,
where Nadegda Pavlova was studying. This is one of the best Ballet schools in the world. She will
be a great ballerina - the teachers say, our daughter has all needed for it... Only one problem
exists - they ask more than 1000 rubles monthly, very expensive (Probably, about $40 monthly -
K.E.). I should have additional work to do it. I should give lessons to the children of "new
Russians"... Liudmila Grigorievna doesn't take offence at her son-in-law:
- Well what of it, that he doesn't help us - it is uncustomary in
the West. And then - he is not hungry for money. You know, he began filming in a movie about
James Bond and then has refused, though his directors offered him crazy honorariums. Simply this
film seemed unserious to him... By the way, I like the serious cinema too. And there he, while filming,
is constantly risking with his health, because he always pulls stunts himself...
Fortuitous Meeting
Last summer father-in-law and mother-in-law flew to America, got to
know his son-in-law. He invited them to celebrate 3 years of Alexander Peter Dalton. (This is a full
name of the heir). He bought them the two-way tickets. He consigned a room to their use in his house.
Liudmila Grigorievna doesn't amplify on this trip, though she can't hide her admiration:
- Oksana has a lot of friends there. Vanessa Redgrave, for example.
Although she fell in love with my son-in-law - they spent 14 years together - she could step across
her particular wrongs. She communicates with Oksana, plays with Alexander. Such highly-human
relations!
- Did you like your son-in-law?
- Certainly yes, he is so beautiful young man! (Dalton is two years
senior to his mother-in-law. - Author) He is tall, black-haired. And his eyes are unusual -
sea-green...
The grandmother tells little about her grandson - the boy couldn't
become a friend with Liudmila Grigorievna during their one week staying in America. He
resembles his father very closely, in his three years Alexander is already ceremonious and elegant. This
is why the granny calls him officially - Alexander Peter - (sometimes abbreviating to Alexander).
- Did you like their house?
- This is a very good house, good-sized house with two swimming pools.
- How do they live there?
- Everything is all right. They agree well...
Yes, James Bond's mother-in-law can hide family secrets.
- Let's call Oksana on a phone, - we offer.
- No, it's impossible. Very expensive!
- We will pay - our money.
- Oh, no! To bother them!
- Oh, please! We undertook a long journey to talk to you -
could we balk an opportunity ?! You, probably, are interested to know, how is she now...
We repeat our request - and see, that in vain.
But it would be wonderful - to talk to Oksana! Even to hear her
voice only... And that moment the telephone rings (No, the miracles exist in the world; Oksana!!!).
While Liudmila Grigorievna is bandying short sentences with her daughter ("Yes, everything is
normal... Yes, I am in a good health... And daddy too... How are you?... And son?... And husband?...
What about your work? "), we are jumping around her, like an adder on the hot griddle, asking her
with gestures to give us the receiver even if it will be only one minute, only one word:
- Oksana, the journalists are here... They ask me...
We take the receiver. We hear - beautiful woman's voice with a light
foreign accent:
- Hello...
- Oksana, we are glad to hear you, we'd like to ask you many
questions. Let us call you on a phone...
She takes us up short:
- Sorry, Timothy doesn't allow me to talk to Russia for a long time.
It's very expensive...
We want to say something else - a phrase or a word... But it's
too late, we hear only short beeps... They are misers, these Englishmen!
(Here "word for word" translation of the appellation "misers" is, probably, wrong, because
in this context this word has the evident touch of irony. Probably it would be better to translate -
"economists". - K.E.)
23.10.2000
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