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I'm sure none of you have seen Kazaam * not to be confused with Kazaa * Kazaam blows. You might think that after the horrible acting job for Kazaam, besides the plot that was wrote by a 3 year old, I think this is seriously the worst movie ever wrote... ever. What's really revolting about Kazaam is that the film soon turns into a shameless Shaq� marketing scheme. Fresh out of his boom box, Kazaam starts rapping away, foreshadowing the inevitable scene where Shaq� has his MTV minute and gets to rap his little heart out. Then there's the subplot about black-market CDs, which reminds us that when we buy Shaq's� CD we should make sure it's street legal so that Shaq gets the proper royalties. Naturally, there's also a point at which Shaq� dunks a bad guy through a garbage chute and even a very brief glimpse of Kazaam holding a Pepsi. After this brain washing... i mean movie. I feel so violated. I rather be at work than watch this movie. Oh and don't let me forget about Shaq Fu the horrible video game that came out for the Super Nintendo. I had to wash my eyes out with peroxide after seeing this game. I remember reading some half-baked editorial at the time, most likly in Nintendo Power, about how Shaq� was deeply involved with the game's creation . . I wholeheartedly believe this to be true, as the plot is preposterous, the dialogue weak, and there are numerous references to Shaq's good nature and love of charity . . Don't even ask why i playied. It was so shitty. Think of ... scratch that there is no game ever that can come close 2 it's shittyness. Shaq� just might be worse than Bob Saget.
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