This is my new page of humor!

Here comes some funny crap.

Miss Leonardo DiCapprio

Learn your ABC's... (with caution) IT'S BACK!!!!

How to be a good wife

Men's Rules for Women, Why it's
great to be a guy, and other jokes.

If any guys take my women bashing
humor seriously, you will need this...

Where's Waldo? Justin

MY Theory on Girls!

What are you afraid of?

Who is Jack Schitt?

Little Known Facts

Dead Baby Jokes
(Warning, these are really horrible, though really funny!)

50 Fun Things to do at Wal*Mart

50 Fun things to do in an elevator

How to order pizza

Job Application

Dr. Seuss Putity Test

Pictures:

...This is why some choose to throw rocks

( click to enlarge!)

More to come!

Funny Sound Clips:

100grand.mp3 (339 Kb) - A guy thinks he won a radio contest.

BigBlackGuyNamedBen.mp3 (423 Kb) - Theft deterrent system.

Links:

Henry's funny ass page!

Purity Tests

E-Mail Me!!!

Home

A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFEINTERRUPTS, "HONEY, COULD YOU FIX THE  LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY? IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW"   HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY. "FIX THE LIGHT? NOW? DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE A  G.E. LOGO PRINTED ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO." WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR? IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT." TO WHICH HE REPLIED, "FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?  DOES  IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO." "FINE," SHE SAYS "THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX  THE STEPS TO THE FRONT DOOR? THEY'RE ABOUT TO BREAK." "I'M NOT A DAMN CARPENTER AND I DON'T WANT TO FIX STEPS," HE SAYS. "DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE ACE  HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO. I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU. I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!" SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A COUPLE  HOURS. HE STARTS TOFEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES TO GO HOME AND HELP OUT. AS  HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED. AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE, HE SEES THE HALL LIGHT IS WORKING. AS HE GOES TO GET ABEER, HE NOTICES THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.   'HONEY, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?"   SHE SAID, "WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT OUTSIDE AND CRIED. JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM. HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE." HE SAID, "SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE HIM? SHE REPLIED, "HELLOOOOO........ DO YOU SEE BETTY  CROCKER WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?"

© 2003 Justin Berke