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Barney Doesn't Live There
Jessica had gone to the doctor's office for a checkup. The doctor was trying to give her a physical exam and listen to her heart with the stethoscope, but Jessica kept moving and talking so that the doctor could not hear.
After "Shhhing" her several times, the doctor grew impatient with Jessica. "Shhh, he said agitated, Barney is in their and I'm trying to hear what he is saying."
"He doesn't live there," replied Jessica. "Jesus lives in my heart, Barney's on my underwear!"

The Center of the Bible (more fascinating than funny)
What is the shortest chapter in the Bible?      Answer - Psalms 117
What is the longest chapter in the Bible?      Answer - Psalm 119
Which chapter is the center of the Bible?      Answer - Psalms 118

Fact:   There are 594 chapters before Psalms 118
Fact:   There are 594 chapters after Psalms 118
Add these two numbers up and you get 1188

What is the center verse in the Bible?      Answer - Psalms 118:8

Does this verse say something significant about God's perfect will for our lives? The next time someone says they would like to find God's perfect will for their lives and that they want to be in the center of His will, just send them to the center of His Word!

Psalms 118:8 (NKJV) "It is better to trust in the LORD than to put confidence in man."

Now isn't that odd how this worked out (or was God in the center of it)?

--submitted by Frank Chulay