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Parody of: I Swear
As performed by: All-4-One
I swear
because I think it makes me look cool
And I swear
to my friends and to complete strangers

I swear at myself all the time
And I swear at you in my mind
Because I’m a trash mouth at heart

'Cause I have sworn all through the years
You'll hear me swear through tears
And when I make mistakes
I will swear in my heart

And I swear
because I think it makes me look cool
So [BEEP] you
I swear to my friends and to complete strangers
So [BEEP] you
For better or worse, you know I will curse
I’ll shout it out loud or just under my breath
’Cause I swear

I'll swear whenever I can
I’ll swear in dreams at my man
We’ll hear them echo on the walls

And when just the two of us are there
You won’t have to ask, ‘cause I’ll swear!
'Cause as the time turns the page, swearing won't age at all!

And I swear (I swear)
Because I think it makes me look cool
So [BEEP] you
I swear (and I swear)
to my friends and to complete strangers
So [BEEP] you
For better or worse, you know I will curse
I'll shout it out loud or just under my breath
’Cause I swear, I [BEEP]ing swear …
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