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| Miss Cleo: Wanna know about your future? Your love life? Your anything? Call me. Miss CLEO!!! I'm a psycho. I MEAN psychic. And I will tell you ALL that you want to know... for $4.95 a minute. <<1st Caller>> Miss Cleo: (With Poker cards) Thank you for calling, I see in your future that you will be disappointed, broke, and upset when I park my Lexus next to your trailer. Please call again, my wallet is always open. Caller #1: But I asked if my boyfriend was cheating on me! <<2nd Caller>> Miss Cleo: (With crystal ball) The demons, I MEAN spirits, are telling me that on this very day, your next door neighbor will confess his love for you over a cup of coffee. Caller #2: My next door neighbor's dead! Miss Cleo: Uh... in in the next life then! Caller #2: But he was convicted of murder and spent 20 years in prison before becoming my neighbor... and I'm an atheist! Miss Cleo: ... give me a minute... <<3rd Caller>> Miss Cleo: (Meditating) The spirits are telling me that you have hair somewhere on your body. (Click; Dial tone) Miss Cleo: Hello? <<Next scene>> Miss Cleo: So call me. Miss CLEO!!! Reach me at 1-800-666-CLEO! Or read about my wonderful works at geocities.com/funeeskitz/misscleo! AOL Keyword: 666! Contact me anytime! You want to... you just don't know it yet. |
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