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| NOTE: We are NOT writing this skit out of hate for Alanis Morisette! (Actually, she is one of our top favorite singers) God only knows why we do this, but we do it. We just hope you can handle some good ol' skit writing without taking it seriously. CAUTION ALL MORONS: This is NOT a real concert!!!! |
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| Background Host: It's what the world's press is calling: "Amazing!" ... It's what fans are calling: "FAN-tastic!" ... And what Alanis herself is calling: "An unforgettable preformance!" This Summer, prepare to see Alanis Morisette in her best world tour yet! Alanis: The Lost Empire! Alanis: (Onstage) Are you ready to ROCK? (Silence) ...I SAID, are you ready to ROCK?! (More silence) (Tumbleweed drifts by) Alanis: ...well I am! Background Host: L.A. Times is calls it: "Ear Candy!" (Everyone in the audience is rocking out and clapping their hands) Alanis: (Singing) Thank you, India ... Thank you, terror ... Thank you, ... thank ... you ... thank... (Everyone stops clapping) Alanis: Uhh ... I forgot the next line. Crowd: THANK YOU DISILLUSIONMENT! Alanis: Oh, yeah. Thanks, guys! (Sings) Thank you, India ... Thank you, terror ... Thank you ... (Everyone stops clapping again) Alanis: How does it go again? Crowd: BOO! Background Host: Rolling Stone calls it: "A Once-in-a-Lifetime Event You Don't Wanna Miss!" Alanis: (Singing) We'll fast forward to a few years later... (Alanis gives the microphone to a girl rockin' out in the front row) Alanis: Sing with me! Wait - you CAN sing, right? Girl: Oh, I can sing pretty girl - I MEAN pretty good! Background Host: Time Magazine calls it: "The Best Concert Tour in History!" (During a guitar solo, Alanis starts spinning around the stage) (Alanis gets dizzy and falls off the stage; The crowd backs away, and Alanis hits the ground) Alanis: Ow. Background Host: Don't miss out! Call now for more imformation and buy your tickets NOW! Or buy them online at geocities.com/funneeskitz/alanis! AOL Keyword: lostempire! Alanis is waiting... Alanis: (Standing on stage in an empty auditorium) ... Hello? Background Host: Alanis: The Lost Empire ... touring this summer! |
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