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THE SKITS
Alanis: The Lost Empire
Anti-Miss Cleo
Baby, by Whitney Houston
Bond: The New CD
Celine Dion's Barbie Set
Fat Fast
Gap Jeans
Jamie & Jessie
Jamie & Jessie II
Jamie & Jessie III
Macca-Roni & Cheese
Nicolette: Cigarette Medicine
Southwest Airlines
The 1998 Diva's Live Concert
The Divas Are Back
The Electric Butt Warmer
Xena: The Series Finale

SONG PARODIES
Farting Onto You
Fat
I Need
I Swear
Papa Came Home
Shaving Cream?
Sneeze

ANIMATED FILMS
Anti-Miss Cleo
Nicolette
Star Trek Valentine

OTHER JUNK
Previous Layouts
Spotted on Church Bulletins
Who Are We?
Links We Love
Link to Us!
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(Jamie is lying on bed, screaming in agony)

Jamie: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Jessie: C'mon Jamie, I know you can do it! Just take a deep whiff! Don't give up! You've been doing this for almost 36 hours!

Jamie: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Jessie: You're almost there! Just a little bit more! You're sooo close!

Jamie: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

(Jamie suddenly stops screaming; she takes a deep breath and smiles)

Jamie: I did it!

(Camera zooms out and shows that Jamie was only trying to put jeans on)

Jessie: YAY! (Jumps up & down) I KNEW you could do it!!!

Background music: Give a little bit ... give a little bit of my love to you...

Narrator:
Now introducing the new Skin-tight Jeans from Gap. Available at a department store near you.
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NOTE: Skin Tight Jeans is not a real product of Gap, nor do we assosiate with them. This is not a real commercial.
All images © Jamie & Jessie - steal them and your suffering will be legendary
Featuring the new ... Skin Tight Jeans!!!
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