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| These are actual bulletins from real churches. Jessie is always on the lookout for silly or funny quotes, and posts them up here for the rest of the world to laugh at. Have fun! NOTE: Just because we laugh at rediculously funny quotes from real churches does NOT mean that we are self-righteous or anti-God. We ARE religous people, and we're not making fun anyone's church or religion. Be like Christ, and "give peace a chance"! |
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| 1. Trashed? God can recycle you! -Norwalk, California 2. Meet me at my house on Sunday for the Game of God. -Norwalk, California (On the week of the 2003 Superbowl) 3. When you don't understand, there's always Jesus. -Whittier, California (I don't understand this one at all... but at least there's Jesus!) 4. Give God what's on the right, not what's on the left. -Yucaipa, California 5. An eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind. -Brea, California 6. The Lord is the Lord, or He is not the Lord at all. -Whittier, California 7. Can't sleep? Try counting your blessings! -Green Hills, California (That'll really put you to sleep!) 8. Take "The Jesus Diet"! -Uptown Whittier, California 9. Soul Food Served Here -Whittier, California (Yadig?) Spotted by Fred. 10. Pray for a good harvest but keep on hoeing. -Loudon, Tenessee (Also shown above. Thanks to Lissa and Chris McIntosh!) 11. God grades on the cross, not on the curve! -Whittier, California (Okay, whatever that means.) |
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