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| Narrator: It's magical ... it's mystical ... take a trip with the best classical rock band in history ... BOND! (Close on: Tania making scratchy noises with violin) Narrator: The Bond girls are back! With a new release that makes a turning point in history ... and a handful of 13 chill-out preformances! (Close on: Eos violently playing violin; string breaks; hits her lower lip) Eos: OW! (Throws violin across room) Gay-Yee: AAH, my eyes! Narrator: "The Classical Spice Girls" are bringing their sizzling string sorcery to all corners of the globe! Come celebrate the magic with the latest proponents of Girl Power! (Close on: Bond girls performing in a Roman collisium, making scratchy and off-key notes together) Haylie: (Stops) You're not doing it right! Tania: Yes I am! Haylie: No, you have to do it like THIS! (The four of them continue arguing) Narrator: As they enter the next chapter of their career, the originality of the quartet is still a relatively new phenomenon in the music industry -- and the Bond girls themselves have trouble putting an exact definition to their sound. Eos: Whatever it is, it's here to stay! (Bond members agree) Narrator: For nine months, the Bond girls have been busy in the studio creating their second album, due for release in autumn 2002. It’s going to be reassuringly familiar — yet refreshingly different. (The Bond girls are shown in-studio listening to Gypsy Rhapsody full-blast on playback; Everyone else shields their ears and runs off) (WINDOW SHATTERS) (Bond girls dance to their tunes, oblivious that the window has shattered; Eos and Gay-Yee bump heads) Eos: OUCH! (Shoves) Gay-Yee: Don't shove me! (Pulls hair) (The four of them start yelling and fighting in the studio; The guys rush back in to watch them wrestle) Narrator: Shine - the new CD! Available in all department stores this October! |
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