Kevin	:::	"Hey, Daria. What'd you get for number one?"
Daria	:::	"The thing about 'who I really am'?"
Kevin	:::	"Yeah."
Daria	:::	"Try 'cross-dresser'."
Kevin	:::	"Thanks, man."
Daria	:::	"How come even in my fantasies everyone's a jerk?"
poster of Daria and Quinn	:::	"Missing. Last seen here arguing."
Jake	:::	"Tuition . . . crippling expense . . . maybe we can just send of them to college . . . Quinn go to beauty school."
Security:Guard	:::	"Don't make me use the cuffs, Mr. Morgendorffer."
Jane	:::	"Thrown out of college without enrolling first. I'm damn proud of you!"
Jane	:::	"What happened to all your paper-writing money?"
Daria	:::	"My mom wouldn't let me keep it. She said it was wrong to encourage cheaters and to profit from them."
Jane	:::	"So she's giving up being a lawyer?"
Daria	:::	"I asked her that. And I'm sure one day we'll once again be on speaking terms."