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  • Esteemsters
  • The Invitation
  • College Bored
  • Cafe Disaffecto
  • Malled
  • This Year's Model
  • Lab Brat
  • Pinch Sitter
  • Too Cute
  • The Big House
  • Road Worrier
  • The Teachings of Don Jake
  • The Misery Chick

  • Arts 'n' Crass
  • The Daria Hunter
  • Quinn the Brain
  • I Don't
  • That was Then, This is Dumb
  • Monster
  • The New Kid
  • Gifted
  • Ill
  • Fair Enough
  • See Jane Run
  • Pierce Me
  • Write Where it Hurts

  • Daria! - the musical
  • Through a Lens Darkly
  • The Old and the Beautiful
  • Depth Takes a Holiday
  • Daria Dance Party
  • The Lost Girls
  • It Happened One Nut
  • Lane Miserables
  • Jake of Hearts
  • Speedtrapped
  • The Lawndale Files
  • Just Add Water
  • Jane's Addiction

  • Sealed With A Kick
  • The Daria Diaries
  • The Daria Database
  • Daria Day '98
  • Daria Day '99
  • quotes from Café Disaffecto

    Kevin ::: "Daria, you're a chick, right?"
    Daria ::: "Why, you have a biology test today?"

    Mr.:O'Neill ::: "Right here and now, let's pledge to make Daria's dream a reality."
    Daria ::: "You mean the one where people walking down the street burst into flames?"

    Helen ::: "You know, Daria, it wouldn't hurt you to get involved in some afterschool projects once in awhile."
    Daria ::: "Can't talk now. I'm chairing a meeting of the Resting Quietly Club."

    Daria ::: "Did anyone ever make you play 'Pop Goes the Weasel' every day for a month?"
    Mr. O'Neill ::: "No, but I once had to recite the Gettysburg Address wearing a rainbow wig and panties that said 'Tuesday.' Whatever made me want to join a fraternity."

    [after Mrs. Johannson passes out]
    Jane ::: "Do you know CPR?"
    Daria ::: "I once gave the Heimlich Maneuver to Quinn."
    Jane ::: "Did it work?"
    Daria ::: "She wasn't choking."

    Jane ::: "Five dollars apiece. We would have made over a hundred bucks."
    Daria ::: "Yeah. And all we had to do was take a human life."
    Jane ::: "You always see the downside, don't you?"

    Jane ::: "She has no family. She ate them."
    [mean, but funny]

    Daria ::: 'How about 'The Bleakness that Lies Ahead'?"
    Jane ::: "Too sentimental."
    Daria ::: "'No Life, No Hope, No Future'?"
    Jane ::: "Too pie-in-the-sky."
    Daria ::: "'Mommy's Little Hypocrite'?"
    Jane ::: "Too much like a children's book."
    Daria ::: "I wish I were dead."
    Jane ::: "That sounds promising."

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