Kevin |
::: |
"Daria, you're a chick, right?" |
Daria |
::: |
"Why, you have a biology test today?" |
|
Mr.:O'Neill |
::: |
"Right here and now, let's pledge to make Daria's dream a reality." |
Daria |
::: |
"You mean the one where people walking down the street burst into flames?" |
|
Helen |
::: |
"You know, Daria, it wouldn't hurt you to get involved in some afterschool projects once in
awhile." |
Daria |
::: |
"Can't talk now. I'm chairing a meeting of the Resting Quietly Club." |
|
Daria |
::: |
"Did anyone ever make you play 'Pop Goes the Weasel' every day for a month?" |
Mr. O'Neill |
::: |
"No, but I once had to recite the Gettysburg Address wearing a rainbow wig and panties
that said 'Tuesday.' Whatever made me want to join a fraternity." |
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[after Mrs. Johannson passes out] |
Jane |
::: |
"Do you know CPR?" |
Daria |
::: |
"I once gave the Heimlich Maneuver to Quinn." |
Jane |
::: |
"Did it work?" |
Daria |
::: |
"She wasn't choking." |
|
Jane |
::: |
"Five dollars apiece. We would have made over a hundred bucks." |
Daria |
::: |
"Yeah. And all we had to do was take a human life." |
Jane |
::: |
"You always see the downside, don't you?" |
|
Jane |
::: |
"She has no family. She ate them."
[mean, but funny] |
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Daria |
::: |
'How about 'The Bleakness that Lies Ahead'?" |
Jane |
::: |
"Too sentimental." |
Daria |
::: |
"'No Life, No Hope, No Future'?" |
Jane |
::: |
"Too pie-in-the-sky." |
Daria |
::: |
"'Mommy's Little Hypocrite'?" |
Jane |
::: |
"Too much like a children's book." |
Daria |
::: |
"I wish I were dead." |
Jane |
::: |
"That sounds promising." |