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| NOTE: This is the sequel to Fat. Once again, we are NOT bashing fat people and what they eat. Take it as the joke it is! Parody of: I Need As performed by: Meredith Brooks |
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| I need some good fudge -- my new best friend I need a pizza -- the size of a mountain! I need some cookies, a TV, a flan A full box of donuts, the thrill of a pie I need some chocolate, lots of it The right to be selfish, and then to be fed A carton of ice cream -- a diet that works! I need a dose of the bakery Another course in salami Just listing all the essentials It makes me feel hungry! (Chorus) That’s all I need Just as long as it's something sweet That’s all I need Just as long as it’s something I need some cupcakes, more cupcakes, and keylime A strawberry milkshake, my favorite, my lifeline A stranger to feed me, my father to weigh me Seattle, a sundae, and lots of Todd's bacon I need a burger, to eat it on all fours Cold foods, hot foods -- foods I can die for! When I'm alone on my couch Gaining a couple of pounds I'm adding on to my list It makes me feel hungry! (2nd Chorus) That’s all I need See how easy I am to please? That’s all I need See how easy I am? [Bridge] Forget the tofu, I need a cake! I need something big and tasty Yeah, that'll fix it, I'll be complete I need a, I need a, I need a... (Final Chorus) That’s all I need All I need now is something fried That’s all I need Now my stomach is satisfied! That's all I need I'm not asking for everything That's all I need See hoe easy I am, I am... |
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